Stickers, signs and hats that scream "I'm not like the other PTA parents"

A little sarcasm you can wear, stick on crap or nail to the wall. If Etsy had a trash talking cousin, this would be it.

Welcome to Relic Road—the finest purveyor of rusty wit, questionable charm, and merch with more attitude than a gas station bathroom. Whether you're looking to slap some sarcasm on your water bottle, hang a sign that would make your grandma clutch her pearls, or top your sass with a trucker hat, you’re in the right place.

We don’t do inspirational quotes (unless they’re deeply unmotivating), and we sure as hell don’t do beige. Everything here has a little bite, a little rust, and a whole lot of "oh no they didn’t."

If you’ve ever been described as “a lot,” “too much,” or “bold for a Tuesday morning,” congrats—you’ve found your people.

Relic Road Junk is where sarcasm meets salvage. We sling snarky signs, bold stickers, and gear with more personality than your ex. Every item is designed to make someone laugh, cringe, or question your life choices—which is exactly how we like it.

We’ve got vintage-style grit, small-town mischief, and a no-BS attitude baked into everything we sell. It’s like a flea market had a baby with your drunk aunt’s garage. Come for the sass, stay for the spite.